Wedding Registries Are For Suckers

I picked my daughter up from daycare yesterday, and she informed me that her friend, Charlie's, parents were getting a divorce and Charlie was having a really rough time with it. I was shocked because I know Charlie's mom, and I had no idea that she and her husband were even having problems. I feel so bad for her.

This weekend is Charlie's birthday party, and Alex asked if, when we buy her present, we can also get something for her mom. I had to explain that I'm fairly certain that Katie doesn't want everyone to know her personal business, and that showing up with a "Sorry your marriage is over" gift, might be a little awkward, but I appreciated the thought.



When talking to my friend, Lauren, this morning, we laughed over just how awkward that kind of gift would be, but also how totally necessary. What better time to register for gifts than a divorce? You could totally just register for the 50% of your crap that you're going to lose to your ex, and it would definitely help take the sting away. And I'm a good enough friend that I would absolutely support any of my friends and buy them a new Keurig, because men suck, and they deserve it!

I've always thought that divorce was the best time to have a bachelorette party, since what better time to check out half naked dudes, and get completely smashed?! I'm now adding Divorce Shower registries to the list of progressive chick necessities!


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